sand.
tardiness.
hashtags.
multi-coloured nail polish.
ice in red wine and chocolate that’s bitter.
cleaning cat litter, the potus on twitter.
instagram photos with whiskers and wings.
these are a few of my least favourite things.
people on facebook whose posts are so shallow.
acting like their kids and diets are hallowed.
regurgitating what others have said.
these are the things that make me feel dread.
liking and linking, declaring and sharing.
bearing their whole lives online without caring.
posting a parade of personal shit.
how are these people not feeling regret?
showing up late and so without warning.
griping on about not liking the morning.
meaningless greetings like puppets on strings.
these are a few of my least favourite things.
see the moonrise. hear the birds sing. when i’m feeling glad.
i’m constantly reminded of my least favourite things.
and once again i feel
so sad.